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Say NO to Toast

By Giles Oct 27th 2009

Toast is dangerous! More than 98 percent of convicted felons are toast eaters. And more than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread. As many as HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days. Toast is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.

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Giles 3 weeks ago
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Jess 2 weeks ago
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Ben 5 days ago
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